RANGER — Quarterback (Retired)
DARTH BEAR — Quarterback
CYMRU — Quarterback
PERRY — Kicker
STORMY — Holder
BUGGS — Long Snapper
ARF ARF — Returner
SOCK MONKEY — Tight End
TUFFY — Wide Receiver
GEORGE — Wide Receiver
HIPPY — Wide Receiver
TICO — Wide Receiver
FULECO — Running Back
BABY ELEPHANT — Slot Receiver
GEORGE’S UNCLE — Center
LAMBY — Defensive End
STARRY — Defensive End
TEDDY — Defensive Tackle
TOOTHY — Running Back
GOOBER — Cornerback
MIMICO — Defense
RED MADDEN — Defense
REGINALD — Defense
DRAGGY — Defensive Line
BAU BAU — Defensive Line
ANGEL — Defensive Line
MR. HAPPY — Defensive Line
SWISS ARF — Defensive Line
TOMMY ZEEB — Head Coach
TOM ZEEB — Team Owner
CAROLINA ZEEB — Cheerleader
DOMINIC ZEEB — Team Mascot